Are you completely fucking sick of the morons in your office taping their favorite Ziggy and Dilbert comic strips to their doors or cubicle walls for everyone to see? Lord knows I am. That's why God (and I) invented this page. Here you can make your OWN retarded comics and post them on your door or cubicle wall. You can personalize YOUR comics to make fun of the rest of your coworkers. Or you can use YOUR comics to make political statements that will make your boss piss his pants when he reads it. Or you can simply make YOUR comics so incomprehensibly stupid that they make absolutely NO sense to anybody, and then tell people that it's "Hilarious, but complex." See how many jackasses then tell chuckle and tell you that they "get it." God they're stupid.

 

"Do Bears, Well, You Know"
RIGHT CLICK to SAVE LINK AS
Then print out and fill in the text bubbles with your own jokes. Use a black pen or thin marker for best (non retarded) results.
Meant to be printed at 250dpi and 7" width.

Example of what you can do with this strip:

 

"Pain in the Gas"
RIGHT CLICK to SAVE LINK AS
Then print out and fill in the text bubbles with your own jokes. Use a black pen or thin marker for best (non retarded) results.
Meant to be printed at 250dpi and 7" width.

Example of what you can do with this strip:

 

"Insects Are Icky!"
RIGHT CLICK to SAVE LINK AS
Then print out and fill in the text bubbles with your own jokes. Use a black pen or thin marker for best (non retarded) results.
Meant to be printed at 250dpi and 7" width.

Example of what you can do with this strip:

 

Achived Mongo Comics can be found here.

Oh yes... There will be more comics. Those other retards keep making them, so I'll keep making them. Just go back to the Main Retard's Digest or the Main Rossman Chronicle for now. Or email me. Whatever.

   

This site (design, images, comics and text) is a copyrighted Rossman Production. Do not copy any of this page to use on your own page without giving me some fucking credit, or I will come over there and rip off your sack and feed it to your dog. Seriously, don't be a dick.