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Earth
Self Defensive Force-Faction
(The Main Players)
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Major
Ms. Blotto
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A very good tactician who also happens to be
a drunkard... Or is that the other way around? Anyway, Major
Blotto is one of the three chicks who are desperately after da
Count's bod. She's the dirtiest fighter of the bunch, though
(known to crawl through the ventilation shafts to sneak into
his hospital room).
In her off time (which is apparently whenever she wants it to
be), Ms. Blotto likes to drink. A lot. A whoooooole lot.
Most of the alcohol on board the Yamacsico is for her
consumption. She likes to hang out with construction workers
named "Gus" on top of parking garages at ten
in the morning watching buildings get demolished while she gets
fit shaced and tells Marty to "lick her nu--"...
um, ..... the point is that if you meet her, you have a 75% chance
of meeting her trashed. The other 25% she'll only have a slight
buzz. |
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Age: |
29 |
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Blood
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O Positive |
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Seiyuu: |
Michiko Neya |
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Mismay
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Wow! Never before has one character brought so
much controversy with her to the small screen! Mismay is either
hated or loved and praised like a deity by Yamacsico fans.
There never seems to be any gray area.
She started her singing career as the lead vocalist for FIRESTARTER,
but the fame soon went to her head and she left the group in
order to pursue a solo act.... Yes, we know -_-. This is one
of the dumbest things we've seen any anime character do, but
to make it worse, a few episodes later she sees the error of
her mistake and tries (not very hard) to get back with the band
only to find that they have already easily replaced her. She
then goes sulking and whining to those with enough pity to listen
or care.
Only after much soul-searching does she try to carry on and learn
to sing again.
Her singing voice is.... well, never really heard. She has a
beautiful, sing-songy talking voice, but truth be told we never
get to hear her vocalize even one note through out the entire
series (things have a habit of interrupting her as soon as she's
about to let loose :). I'm sure it's lovely though. |
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Age: |
17 |
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Blood
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O Positive |
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Seiyuu: |
Miwa Akihiro |
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Murasema
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A biological experiment on cloning gone awry,
Murasema Kenny is now immortal. He dies at the end of just about
every episode in one horrible way after another with the whole
cast shouting out his undead catch-phrase every time.
He's just a foot-soldier (well, technically he's the ultimate
foot-soldier) who's lost all will to live (nobody knows just
how old he is [cloning experiments began several centuries ago],
so it's possible that he could have "seen and done it all"
by now).
One incredibly funny way in which he dies is after sleeping with
Ally he contracts every known STD and dies a horrible
agonizing death while the whole crew just rolls their collective
eyes ^o^. |
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? |
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Blood
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O Negative |
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Seiyuu: |
Mikimoto Yuuji |
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NomE
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Along with Grubby, it is not known which
man is the clone and which is the real deal. Both don't say much.
Both think that they always know what's best. And both look like
they're trying hard to impersonate Joseph Stalin in the Navy.
NomE (pronounced "noh-may") is the passifist of the
two. He likes to brood a lot and slap women whenever he has the
chance. He's not officially a military man and it's not really
ever said what he's doing aboard the Yamacsico. He's just
there.
His best scenes are with his twin when they both just stand there
growling and giving eachother the evil eye. |
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Age: |
55 |
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Blood
Type: |
B Positive |
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Seiyuu: |
Kayumi Iemasa |
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Norika
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Whaaaaaah!!!!!! *SOB!* Norika is the Yamacico's
resident crybaby. All one has to do is say that they don't like
the brand of soda that she's drinking and she'll break down in
tears T_T.
She pilots the Buster Brown because... Well, because Yurethra's
an idiot. After blowing up more Disposable GunDamns and
BumbleBees than anyone besides Dick Nutter, she's
assigned to the fleet's most powerful weapon (because Yurethra
was in a hurry to meet her honey and just had to place "a
pilot" with the newly completed super weapon.
Eventually, Norika grows some jabrones and is able to whoop some
Oni and Angel arse!... Eventually. |
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Age: |
15 |
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Blood
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O Positive |
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Seiyuu: |
Yuko Kobayashi |
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