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    Jovian - Angels 
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        Model
        5 - Mari 
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        These curious but cute androids
        are the creation of the precocious and perky Mari-chan.
        Though Mari may still be a tiny tot, she's a supergenius, and
        her work speaks for itself. The Model 5s are capable of handling
        very complex and confusing missions, throwing their lives on
        the line for fellow Jovians, and playing with Mari-chan
        and her dollies inbetween missions. 
        Though their attention span is relatively short (especially when
        compared to a fruit bat on crack), they sometimes can keep their
        minds on their objectives long enough to complete them and not
        run off chasing the first cute thing that crosses their paths....
        sometimes. 
        The Model 5s are durable, cheap and easy to mass produce making
        them welome replacements for the battle weary Faceless Minions.
        Near the end of the series, though, the M5s become aware of what
        they are and technically come alive. |  
       
      
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         Ages: | 
        
        2 |  
       
      
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         Blood Type: | 
        
        Positive and Negative Charges |  
       
      
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         Seiyuu: | 
        
        Megumi Hayashibara |  
       
     
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        Presents 
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        A groovy, psychodelic, hippy
        robot. Presents is against all that "wartime and fighting
        and stuff, man." She'd rather just hang out with Cowboy
        Mike in his "chillin' room" or steal some of Achtung!!'s
        hidden stash of space cannibus and ponder how all the known universe
        could just be one atom in some greater creature's fingernail,
        or how the color blue that she sees may not be the same color
        blue that you see..... Far out, man. 
        She's mostly used as comic relief and is only seen in the background
        of some shots doing funky thangs. |  
       
      
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         Age: | 
        
        45 |  
       
      
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         Blood Type: | 
        
        Positive and Negative Charges |  
       
      
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         Seiyuu: | 
        
        Machiko Washio |  
       
     
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        Shinji 
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        Dear Lord!!!! And you thought
        that Crossdressing Taro-kun was freaky! Shinji Ikari takes
        the cake (and I'm sure he even does something indecent with it
        like in American Pie). He's a transvestite (who likes
        high heels, tights and leather wings), fecalphiliac suffering
        from major bouts of clinical traumatizing deppression on prozac.
 
        He's also got a big mouth. he made the mistake of pointing out
        some of Azusa's failings in the first episode and never
        lived to regret it. Even though he died, his Jehovah Unit 2419711/13 survived, and was given to Siggy Freud to
        use.... Unfortunately some of his big gay spirit continues to
        reside in the bio-mecha causing poor lil' Siggy some massive
        headaches during life and death combat. |  
       
      
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         Age: | 
        
        14 |  
       
      
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         Blood Type: | 
        
        A Positive |  
       
      
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         Seiyuu: | 
        
        Ai Tokunaga |  
       
     
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        Siggy
        Freud 
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        Siggy is the last of the Jovians
        with any bit of Communist blood in her. She holds her family's
        ancient and forgotten beliefs close to her heart and even has
        a big sickle and hammer painted on the back of her Jehovah
        Unit after she starts piloting it.  
        After the first few battles with Shinji's big gay mind
        inside her Jehovah, Siggy starts to go a little mad. She also
        gets pretty tired of the ESDF pilot, Norika, who never
        goes through with an actual battle with her and always just falls
        into a pile of herself and cries like Hillary Clinton
        must every night for an hour before going to sleep. |  
       
      
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         Age: | 
        
        18 |  
       
      
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         Blood Type: | 
        
        O Positive |  
       
      
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         Seiyuu: | 
        
        Junko Asami |  
       
     
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        Thief
        - Nipul II 
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        Nipul is the self designated
        "Greatest Thief in the Galaxy".... Unfortunately he
        doesn't know that the galaxy spans well beyond his own little
        world. He couldn't even pick his own pocket! People actually
        feel a bit safer when he's around. 
        *Ahem!*.... Anyway, he stinks, but he thinks that he's the Rico
        Suaviest thing to happen in a long time. The ladies just like
        to make fun of him (either behind his back or in front of his
        face, doesn't matter) and the guys like to trip him in the hallways
        and steal his wallet whenever they see him. The sad thing
        is that he thinks that they do it because they like him -_-. |  
       
      
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         Ages: | 
        
        30 |  
       
      
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         Blood Type: | 
        
        B Positive |  
       
      
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         Seiyuu: | 
        
        Jun'ichi Kanemaru |  
       
     
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