Jovian Angels
Jovian - Angels
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Model 5 - Mari
"Fear the priest!!  Fear the Priest!  MERRIN!!!!"

Personal:
These curious but cute androids are the creation of the precocious and perky Mari-chan. Though Mari may still be a tiny tot, she's a supergenius, and her work speaks for itself. The Model 5s are capable of handling very complex and confusing missions, throwing their lives on the line for fellow Jovians, and playing with Mari-chan and her dollies inbetween missions.
Though their attention span is relatively short (especially when compared to a fruit bat on crack), they sometimes can keep their minds on their objectives long enough to complete them and not run off chasing the first cute thing that crosses their paths.... sometimes.
The Model 5s are durable, cheap and easy to mass produce making them welome replacements for the battle weary Faceless Minions. Near the end of the series, though, the M5s become aware of what they are and technically come alive.

 Ages:
2

 Blood Type:
Positive and Negative Charges

 Seiyuu:
Megumi Hayashibara

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Presents
Insert your own "Valley Girl" reference here.

Personal:
A groovy, psychodelic, hippy robot. Presents is against all that "wartime and fighting and stuff, man." She'd rather just hang out with Cowboy Mike in his "chillin' room" or steal some of Achtung!!'s hidden stash of space cannibus and ponder how all the known universe could just be one atom in some greater creature's fingernail, or how the color blue that she sees may not be the same color blue that you see..... Far out, man.
She's mostly used as comic relief and is only seen in the background of some shots doing funky thangs.

 Age:
45

 Blood Type:
Positive and Negative Charges

 Seiyuu:
Machiko Washio

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Shinji
Wussy.....  ...aaaaaand 10Xs wussier -_-

Personal:
Dear Lord!!!! And you thought that Crossdressing Taro-kun was freaky! Shinji Ikari takes the cake (and I'm sure he even does something indecent with it like in American Pie). He's a transvestite (who likes high heels, tights and leather wings), fecalphiliac suffering from major bouts of clinical traumatizing deppression on prozac.
He's also got a big mouth. he made the mistake of pointing out some of Azusa's failings in the first episode and never lived to regret it. Even though he died, his Jehovah Unit 241971
1/13 survived, and was given to Siggy Freud to use.... Unfortunately some of his big gay spirit continues to reside in the bio-mecha causing poor lil' Siggy some massive headaches during life and death combat.

 Age:
14

 Blood Type:
A Positive

 Seiyuu:
Ai Tokunaga

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Siggy Freud
Da, is goot!

Personal:
Siggy is the last of the Jovians with any bit of Communist blood in her. She holds her family's ancient and forgotten beliefs close to her heart and even has a big sickle and hammer painted on the back of her Jehovah Unit after she starts piloting it.
After the first few battles with Shinji's big gay mind inside her Jehovah, Siggy starts to go a little mad. She also gets pretty tired of the ESDF pilot, Norika, who never goes through with an actual battle with her and always just falls into a pile of herself and cries like Hillary Clinton must every night for an hour before going to sleep.

 Age:
18

 Blood Type:
O Positive

 Seiyuu:
Junko Asami

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Thief - Nipul II
I guess some fashion NEVER goes out of style.

Personal:
Nipul is the self designated "Greatest Thief in the Galaxy".... Unfortunately he doesn't know that the galaxy spans well beyond his own little world. He couldn't even pick his own pocket! People actually feel a bit safer when he's around.
*Ahem!*.... Anyway, he stinks, but he thinks that he's the Rico Suaviest thing to happen in a long time. The ladies just like to make fun of him (either behind his back or in front of his face, doesn't matter) and the guys like to trip him in the hallways and steal his wallet whenever they see him. The sad thing is that he thinks that they do it because they like him -_-.

 Ages:
30

 Blood Type:
B Positive

 Seiyuu:
Jun'ichi Kanemaru

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