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THE Big MF
Bomb
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This is one big MF bomb!! This Total Nuclear
Systemetic Quantum Dispersal Equilizing Reality Fracturing Device
is powerful enough to rip the entire universe a new one! Designed
by Dr. Freshnesu, it is the ESDF's last hope to
stop the Jovians and the Oni. It is ultimately
designed to destroy the Kami-Killa and all life in the
process. The ESDF figures, kill us all and let God sort
us out. Quite a kamikaze attack, neh? Since it doesn't run on
God Energy, the almighty creator will still (theoretically) live
through its detonation. Everybody has their fingers crossed on
that one. |
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ESDF |
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Tomobikyo
H.S.
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The center of the world in Tomobikyo-cho.
Tomobikyo High School is where everything happens in 2015. Most
of the gang fights, the teachers hitting on underage kids, the
explosions and most importantly the time dilators. You can hear
the cicadas here 12 months out of the year and the cherry blossoms
are always in full bloom. Not to mention that the stupid school
bell NEVER STOPS F***IN' RINGING!!! It's enough to drive me batty!!!! |
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The people of 2015 |
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Yamacsico
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This is what it's all about my friends. This
is the ULTIMATE battle ship! It belongs to the Earth Self
Defense Force Faction and is the command carrier of the whole
fleet! Grand Admiral Fox stations herself aboard this
vessel! The best mecha pilots of the whole Earth Force are on
board! And to nuttiest captain to ever pilot a "space boat"
is at the helm! Put them all together (along with some rock bands,
love and a lot of perversion) and you have an awesome show!
The Yamacsico has over 2,527 guns on board, 1,500 soldiers, 153
mecha units, tons of really cool super science stuff that gets
explained to us as the show goes on and one comatose Count.
Now that's how you fight a war! |
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ESDF |
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Yamacsiso
Version 2 (Y)
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After being utterly destroyed and gutted, the
Yamacsico was revised with a "Y" frame for bigger *BOOMS*
and faster travel. It becomes even more powerful (if that's believable
0_o)!! |
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Yggdrasil
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Cap'n Grubby's
command. This mighty ESDF vessel is eventually whipped,
slashed, burned, smashed, trashed, churned, roasted and toasted.
Even with an arsenal of virtually endless supply it was devoured
like a virus by healthy blood cells! It's a horrible sight! Grubby
never seems to live down losing a ship under his command so totally
and completely. Poor Grubby-_-. |
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