Issue #27: Barack Hussein Obama Vs. John Fuddy-duddy McCain

Wait, Barack Hussein Obama is black, right? Megaman confused.
Well, he's either black or... Well, what the hell's Tiger Woods?
Is it true that black people taste like chocolate?
Only if you cover him up in chocolate sauce! Tee-hee!
*BLARRRRRRRRRG!*
This is why the Mushroom Kingdom works so well! We just elect a princess and then we never have to worry about anything ever again! Yay! One country, one race!
Well, I guess you're right... Whenever shit turns brown you call my ass out of retirement and I take care of everything for you little fucks... But Christ on a crutch, I didn't realize you fuckers were all racists.
Hey! We love EVERY race! Especially the not-so-char-grilled ones.
You racist sons of bitches! You NEED people of every race, creed, and color in order to be, like, a really real country!
........... Why?
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.............................. Um..... Well, you need........
Wait, are homosexuals allowed in the Mushroom Kingdom? You know, butt fucking and such?
*BLARRRRRRRRRG!*
Well, except for the Princess, we ARE all men. Tee-hee!
*BLARRRRRRRRRG!*
What about metal boys?
WE HUNT THEM DOWN AND KILL THEM LIKE DOGS THE MOMENT THEY SET FOOT IN OUR HALLOWED KINGDOM! DEATH TO AUTOMATONS!!!!!
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I'm all packed. When can I move in?
Um... Well, the Mushroom Kingdom -- or the MK, as I calls it -- is kind of booked right now...
What the?.... How is a "kingdom" kind of booked?
That'd be because the little pukes are all living rent free in my laundry room right now... I don't even know how they got the key to my place...
Um... Er.... Well, um, Bowser.... He, he kind of destroyed the Mushroom Kingdom and all. We had no choice but to pay Luigi $15 and a case of Peroni Lager for his spare key to your place...
Wait, how did Bowser destroy the Mushroom Kingdom?
He, um, well, he kind of invited somebody over on Trivia Night over at the castle.... It... It was AWFUL!!!
Who the fuck could have possibly been--
OH MY GOD!! THERE HE IS NOW!!!!1111!!11one!!111!
Hello, children!
 

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