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(If a company whose name rhymes with Shmintendo asks, I'm pretty sure this counts as satire.)
Dedicated to the everlasting memory of the newly resurrected NESticide, Bitch.
Once upon a time, in a land far away there was a great debate page (In the Nude NES) that talked about all of the important social issues of the day.
It was deep and very thoughtful, especially in the way it used naked video game characters to argue and kill each other to get their many points across. But then it died a horrible death due to alcoholism and crack cocaine... and some heavy tequila shots. Lots of tequila.
Well, fortunately Phwibbles' once dead and decaying gizz-producing page is once again alive for your masturbatory enjoyment. Check the whole damn thing out NOW! But then come back to read all the newest debates from the same video game peoples who originally participated in those naked round table discussions who weren't through stating their various opinions on all the controversial topics that still inhabit our world. And so without further ado, I present to you:
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The Fairy-like Elf
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The Sketchy Doctor
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The Metal Man
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The Hot Bounty
Hunter
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and the Princess
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Even though they each begged
and pleaded I had to put my foot down and I made them keep their
clothes on. Freedom of speech and expression is one thing, but
Link's monster pud was just scaring the bejeebus out of me.
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NEWS Discussion:
#41 - PRESIDENT TRUMP: SATAN OR LUCIFER?
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your message is somewhat meaningful. Questions about the site
are good. Questions about where my family lives are bad. If you
want to send me lesbian pornography, that is good. If you want
to send me pictures of your mother, that is bad (unless she's
like 30 or younger and has a nice rack). You get the idea.
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NONE of the characters used on this page are belong to the Rossman. They are all the property of the rich and powerful Nintendo Corporation, and neither the Yakuza nor the big N support this page or probably even want it up. The characters are impersonated and used in a completely fictitious manner. The opinions on this page do not necessarily belong to the characters or the Rossman either. The Rossman did create all of the graphics from memory and scratch and he is using them in a purely "satire-rific" and humorous way. This
Page (just the text, dillhole) is a copyrighted Rossman Production. Do not copy any of
it or I will find you and castrate you in front of your dog. Good day to you.
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