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Well, the debate today is on God..... Ummmmm. Any questions? |
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Yeah! Hey, God, what the fuck am I supposed to do now that
all my dope's been sniffed, smoked and shot up by some little
dead-meat robot boy? |
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Well, I think to better understand the topic and the mythological
figure Himself I'll take on the role of God to answer your question.
(in Godly voice) Thou shall smite those
that mayeth cause a decline in thoueth's drug distribution lines
as long as the punishment is-eth by crucifixion. |
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Sweet! I planned to do that anyway. Who knew that I was
religious all along? C'mere, Mega Boy! Uncle Druggle wants to
introduce you to his leetal friend! Just call him "Mr.
PAIN". |
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Mega Man will not fall for that again. Ass still mega hurts! |
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I'd like to take this time to introduce a special guest
of honor on the debate team today. She's a funky little green-haired
cutie named Rydia. |
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....... Hi..... |
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Hey, baby. Wanna see an octorock..... in my pants? |
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Sweet Jeezus, man! She's like only 12! |
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What a pervert! |
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Christ, Link! Are you on something or are you mentally
retarded? |
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I... Bad... Thought... Tit... Mistake!!! Uh, I mean, she
looks 14! How the hell was I supposed
to know?! |
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....... Holy fuck! |
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Dude, you're just making it worse. And trust me, you don't
want to piss Ms. Rydia off. She's like a summoner. She can do
some pretty messed up stuff. |
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What? It was only meant as a compliment! I swear! Watch,
I'll compliment her again.
*Ahem* So, uh Rydia, seen any good three-way porn lately?
I have this fisting video at home that I like to watch
while my dog Rush looks at me and- |
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Wait. Rush is Mega Man's dog! |
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*Ruff!*
(*Translation: "I feel dirty") |
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(Crying) Whyyyyyyyyyy!! Why, God!! Whyyyyyyyy!!!!! |
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Because thou art a whore. Your
canine learned it from watching you. And because you charge too
damn much for a hummer. I had to make that money backeth somehow
and in selling your dog to Link to satisfy his disturbing needs
I earned a cool $15! That be-eth 15 BJs right there! You do the
matheth. |
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There is no God! |
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I'm right here you ass-smelling
man-whore! |
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It looks like it's up to me again.
*ZAP!!!* |
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*Smolder* |
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AAAHHH! You Russian cow!! I paid good money for that pooch!
I even installed the Swedish Suck 3000 in his head unit! Gyaaaaah!!!!!
I hate you people! I hate all of you!!! You probably already
ruined my chances with that succulent green haired chick too!! |
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(Chanting) Bibliotecca kama sutra mierde mierde taco grandisimo
rear-endus biblicus.... I summon you oh great snake of doom to
smite the giganticus dickus headus in front of me!!! |
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*ROOOOOWAAAAAAAAOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!* |
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..................holy fuck.........
(Sounds of bone and muscle being torn apart and devoured) |
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I can't watch!!! Druggle, are you video taping this so
I can watch it later? |
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...... The horror...... the horrrrrrror.... |
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Shit, and he'd yet to pay me for the Ass Impaler Super
500 I got him. That's gunna be embarrassing to return. |
