Issue #5: Auto Safety
(In AD 2101 War Was Beginning)

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 ..............bastards............

 *KAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!*

 ?????!!!!!!!

 !?!!?!!!!?!!?

 ??????!!!!!!??????

 ??????????
 #@*&%!!!!!!!!!!!!

 What happen?

 Somebody set up us the bomb.

 We get signal.

 What?

 Main screen turn on.
It's You!
How are you gentlemen?

 All your base are belong to us!
You are on the way to destruction!

 What you say?

 You have no chance to survive make your time.
HA HA HA HA!

 ?????????

 ??????????

 ?????????????

 ????????????

 ?????????????

 Take off every "zig"
You know what you are doing.

 ???????????
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 Move "zig"
For great justice.
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 What the fuck was that about?!

 Hey, guys. Did I miss anything?

 You suck ass, green-clothed faggy one.

 He does, it's true.

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 *BLAAAAARG!*

 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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