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Hey everybody, how's it going? |
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Ha ha ha ha!! Look at your sorry ass! Why are you all dressed
up like that? Going pimping this evening? |
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Yes, but I'm dressed like this because of today's special
topic. Didn't you get the memo? |
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What the hell are you talking about? You're just trying
to make me feel stupid. It ain't gunna work again, you Todd!
I'm more secure in myself than to fall for something that dumb. |
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Mega Man is here. |
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Sunuvabeeeeeeeeeech!!! |
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Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, look what I found in my pocket, Link.
It's your memo. My bad...... you jackass. |
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Let's get this thing started. |
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Where the fuck's the booze? |
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I can't believe I even got my "dress purples"
out of storage for this. What is this worthy topic you spoke
of in the honorable memo, Mario? |
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Today I thought we'd talk about something very important
to me. Something that's been bothering me since the early nineties.
The Academy of Motion Pictures! |
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Oh, I am so outta here. This is what I get up by 5p.m.
for?! Lick my nutz, I'm goin' home! |
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Not so fast, my delicate little dick-ass. We also have
a special guest star today. Everybody, meet Mr. Mike "the
Cannibal" Tyson! |
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It's a pleasure to be here, Mr. Boyardee. Who do you want
me to kill?!? |
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How 'bout starting off with the little shit-ball in the
top hat. |
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Just kidding, you cum-dumpster. Ha ha ha ha. Anyway, Tyson,
the reason I invited you to this movie-themed discussion is because
I want you to rub out the people who vote for the Academy Awards.
They fucking blow Ed Asner's saggy dong! |
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Whoa! I will not condone the killing of anybody that's
not Druggle or Link. Why do you want the Academy destroyed? What
the hell could they have ever done to you? |
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Ummmmm, I, uh had a shitload of money riding on Traffic
this year for best picture. And it got snubbed! That movie was
based on a cousin of mine in Central America. |
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Traffic sucked ass! It was all against drugs
and all!!! |
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Wait! But you hated Traffic, Mario! I remember that
you said that Kathy Lee had a better chance of getting into heaven
than Traffic had of winning best picture. |
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The jig is up!!!! Thanks, you spread-eagle slut! *Sigh*.....
I guess I ought to come clean. The truth is I never really got
over the Academy totally dissing The Super Mario Bros. Movie....
sons of German shit eaters..... |
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Holy cheese dick! Talk about something that should have
been flushed like a day after burrito! Your movie hurt me in
ways I never thought possible!! I first watched it with your
mother, and when she saw how crappy it was she tensed up and
bit down on my penis!!! I ought to sue your ass for it!! |
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Hey, Tyson! The gay elf with the go-go boots on said that he
grabbed your ex-wife's ass just last week. |
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You sunubabitch!!! YOU SUNABABITCH!!!!
*BAM!!!!* |
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........Why..... Whyyyyyyy...... |
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Oh yeah! I also invited another special guest today. And,
Link, I told him that you thought Crouching Tiger Leaping
Lizards was faggier than N*Sync. |
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......... You..... Scrotum......Lickerrrrrrrrrrr....... |
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 Waaaaaa-TAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*Flying Kick to Head!* |
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Heh heh, that movie did suck. But that bald flying dude
was pretty hot. |
