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I guess today we talk about killing human embryos so that
we can save assholes like Michael J. Fox and that cunt on Ally
McBeal. I say we just nuke them all from orbit. |
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What? What's wrong with Ally McBeal? |
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Oh, you know, she's like got gonorrhea or something. Now,
don't get me wrong, I like the idea of killing babies and all.
It's just that I don't feel satisfied knowing that if I killed
said baby I may have just saved or extended Scott Baio's pathetic
life. That's just not right. |
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Yeah! *HIC* Fuck Charles in Charge!!! |
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Mega Man brought his robotic Mega Brother today. |
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.........I'm fucking speechless. Druggle! I thought I asked
you to bury the blue boy in cement last week! Goddammit! Do I
have to do everything myself?! |
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Hey guys! What's up? |
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Sweet Jeezus!! I thought that we impaled your ass on that
telephone pole and left you to rot in the desert with all those
ants and midgets with the AIDs! |
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Yeah. Turns out that radioactive ants when mixed with midget
AIDs can turn a rotting corpse into a zombie. |
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Whoa! Hmmmmmm, would that work on say a fucked up lizard from
the Bubble Kingdom that owes me $65 for a bet he welshed on causing
me to kill him slowly in a vat of acid that then got sent to
Guatemala to help slow down the rainforests? |
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Well, you'd need to have the whole body to have the ants
eat and the midgets rape. |
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Sunovabitch!! I never catch a break! |
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Mega Man's big brother can catch things. |
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Uuuuuuuuuuuuurgh..... For the wrath of Zinfigraidok! I
have a monster hangover from playing quarters last night... Does
anybody know how I ended up in Druggle's bed with a pigeon in
my undies and a big, black rubber dildo in my mouth?.... |
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I swear to God that the pigeon was a mistake! Druggle just
wanted to see what we could fit up there after you passed out
from the alcohol poisoning. But then at around 4 in the morning
you kinda woke up and started shooting things and making them
die and blow up. |
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Yeah, thanks, ya crazy bitch.... Aside from disintegrating
my entire collection of Where the Boys Aren't DVD series
you did manage to kill the gay elf. It sucked getting
him up on that telephone pole, but it seemed worth it until he
came back from the dead as an ass licking donkey thumping zombie!
Hell, I bet you Miss Cleo would be shocked by this outcome! |
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Mega Rob can foresee the future too. Mega Rob is mega sweet!...
But not in a gay way like the elf. |
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Shit, man! Would you shut the hell up about your retarded
brother!?!?! Okay, fine, you win. Where is the 'mo. Let's just
get this over with. I swear though, you little robotic piece
of camel cum, if you just introduce us to another vacuum cleaner
that Doctor Bright made and call it "family" I'm going
to let that giant toad, Wart, use your head as a urinal again!! |
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Come on out, Mega Rob. Meet my Mega friends. They are mega
special. |
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How are you doing today, Mega Man? Hello, everyone. I am
known as "R.O.B. the Destructor". I have come from
the past to terminate you in order to create a future of my own
choosing. Please prepare for eternity. |
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Mega Man! You are a mega ass!!! |
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Ha ha ha! Mega Rob is only kidding. He is a puppy underneath
his glowing red eyes that can see into your soul. |
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You will be the first to die, Mega Man.
*KABLAM!!!!* |
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Why... Me.....ga.... Rob?....... |
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Damn the luck! My lasers have no effect on it! |
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Have you even tried? |
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Eh, I just have a feeling. |
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Make your piece with your deities. The only thing that
can stop me is a gay, radioactive zombie with the AIDs... That
or a stem cell embryo test subject. |
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Quick! Smack his jive-talking ass with the elf! |
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Oh what a wicked web we weave when first we practice to
lick my nutz-!!!!
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! |
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KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!! |
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Whew! I could go for a pizza right about now... And Samus,
if I could have that pigeon back I'd appreciate it. |
