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 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Nothin' like a cold one. |
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Hey, Druggle, is that the mug I had Bowser piss in for his drug
test? I had to put it in the fridge so that it didn't stink up
the place. It's like he only eats asparagus and shit! Jeezus
it reeked! |
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Bwa ha ha ha!!! You're not getting me this time! I'm sick of
your little jokes especially when they involve beer!! |
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Uhhh, whatever. But Bowser's gunna go postal when he finds out
that he has to go another 4 months without Extacy so he can pass
the test and get that job sniffing Goombas on the docks. |
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!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???!?!?!?! GODDAMMIT!!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN'
JAR OF LIZARD JUICE I MADE???!?!?!?! IF SOMEBODY FUCKED WITH
IT I'LL DRIVE OVER HIS SACK WITH MY '67 PINTO TILL HE FUCKIN'
DIES!!!!! |
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...........oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! |
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Oh don't worry about it, man. |
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W-w-w-w-w-why?..... Do you think he really won't use my testes
for a driveway when he finds out? |
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Hell yeah he will! But we can always just blame the gay elf. |
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What was that?! Blame me for what? I didn't do jack shit this
time and I can prove it! |
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You can prove it? What, were you video taping yourself trying
to screw a mannequin with a picture of Toadstool glued to its
head again? |
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NO! Uh, I mean I was using a picture of Druggle's mom! Yeah,
that's it! |
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Shit, dude, you're fucked up! I don't have a mom. We from the
bubble kingdom reproduce asexually...... So you're saying that
you were in fact using a picture of my DAD to whack off to?...
You got problems, boy. |
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I....mean....jizz.... licker... bastards. |
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Oh man, we are so gunna tell Bowser that you drank his pee thinking
it was beer! He's gunna eat your nads man! |
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There's no way I would have drinken anything I thought was beer!
And I can prove it without using the tape I made. It all goes
back to that time that I got lost in that forest in Hyrule. It
was there that I met that nice old man.... |
*FLASHBACK*
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...WHOA! Time out! Dude, what the hell is up with telling us
that story? Fuckin' perv. |
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Hold on, I want to hear how this turns out. Proceed. |
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So anyway I kept walking around and soon enough I was lost again,
but this time I was in this creepy underground cave! It was all
dark and eerie and I don't mind telling you that I was a little
shaken up.... |
*FLASHBACK*
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"But then I saw a literal light at the end of the tunnel!"
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Ooooookay. This is getting to be even too messed up for me. So
you're saying that deep in an underground labyrinth the same
old man came back and offered you a BJ for $10? |
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Man, that's dirt fuckin' cheap! Where the hell'd you say you
saw that guy? |
*FLASHBACK*
"But there's MORE! After a few hours I decided
to try and find my way to the world above again. Eventually I
came out into some weird clearing where a boy was playing a flute
on a tree stump with lots of animals around him. I tried to approach
the healthy looking lad but he vanished in front of my eyes!
So then I just went looking for the old man again and luckily
found him in another cave nearby."
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Let me give you some advice: Whenever the old man gives you an
option, always go for the most expensive treatment. It
is soooooooo worth it. |
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You sick sonofabitch! I heard the whole thing! Just wait till
I tell Zelda when I call her tonight! You are the world's biggest
flaming pervert!!!! PERVERT!!! |
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.......... I know........ |
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Heh heh! So, Doc, should we still turn him in to the big bad
lizard? I'd sure like to see him get squashed like a bug and
all. |
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Oh, there's no need for that. I already put the big lug to sleep
like a naughty puppy. I was planning to just take his money and
not perform the urine test from the beginning. Plus I made up
the job that he applied for too. |
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Fuckin bastard still owed me a pack of Cubans.... I think I need
a beer. |
