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AbuCabu
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The Main Battle Fortress for the Jovian
Army, the AbuCabu is a formidable piece of hardware. It is from
this ship that MASTER directs the entire Angel Armada
against the Oni and the ESDF. It is also this ship
that started the 3 Way War when it came out of Hyper-Fold-Space
and destroyed the Ambassadors' ship.
Along with being heavily bristled from end to end with vulcan
cannons and photon charge dispatches, every room in the AbuCabu
has a functioning cappuccino machine and hot waitress to serve
it for people. |
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Jovian Angels |
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Azzkicker
Prime
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One of the first line of "Self Piloting
Mecha" suits created by ESDF scientists, the Azzkicker
Prime is a work of art. Either by remote control or left on his
own he's a formidable foe/ally. He may not be "alive",
but some of his speeches are so inspiring and patriotic that
most of the ESDF warriors wish he was their leader instead of
Yurethra.
His "One shall stand, one shall fall..." oration is
one of the best written pieces of dialogue I've ever heard. I
wanted to go out and start busting Deceptichops myself!! |
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ESDF |
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Baddaboom
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It does mainly what its name implies. It goes
"BaddaBOOM!" This is often not the sound of its guns
though. It's usually from the damn thing exploding itself! These
things suck arse! All they do is provide the enemy with sufficient
target practice. I don't think that one's ever even hit a target
it had been aiming at! The shrapnel from these things exploding
has caused more ESDF casualties than Jovian or
Oni forces combined! |
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ESDF |
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BIG
Tobor
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GUHRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Tobor is total power! He's
total might! He's virtually unstoppable! Another of the "Self
Piloting Mecha" suits, Tobor is a force to be reckoned with.
He can take an enourmous amount of punishment and still keep
on busting ESPers left and right! His hidden arsennal is enough
to stop the entire Jovian or Oni fleet in one attack,
if he can ever get close enough to deploy the "Big Guns".
BIG Tobor's hidden energy source is revealed to be Solar Power! |
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ESDF |
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Bigmac
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Constantly surrounded by holograms and blasting
music, the Bigmac is one of the main Destroyers of the ESDF
Spaced Out Fleet. It has incredible weapons, but an unbelievably
wimpy defense system. And its warp system warped away. And it
keeps getting singled out for termination from the Oni
for some reason. And the bridge crew is just a bunch of chatty
office-lady types who spend most of their time gossiping and
pining over some Oni they once met..... |
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