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Bumblebee
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Along with the Disposable GunDAMN units,
the Bumblebees make up the beef of the ESDF's mecha battalion.
They can fly in space, Earth's and the Moon's atmosphere and
even underwater for short periods of time. They can also transform
into 23 different forms of plane/humanoid configurations for.....
whatever reasons that may need that.....
Bumblebees are also extremely easy to learn to pilot. Most of
the pilots never take any kind of training what-so-ever. They
just jump inside during the course of an attack (either to save
their own cowardly skins or just to see how neat everything looks
with all the glowing buttons and all) and off they go! |
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ESDF |
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Buster
Brown
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Buster Brown is the super secret one of a kind
ultimate weapon for the ESDF. It is impervious to all
harm and can destroy any enemy in 2.345 seconds flat. This is
why it was put under the control of the Fleet's biggest crybaby,
Norika.
The Buster Brown has as many secret weapons and defense systems
as it has microns of screen time. It can whip out a new attack
in a heartbeat and you'd never see it coming... except for the
fact that each command must be screamed out loud enough for someone
on Mars to hear before striking. In fact, you might even laugh
a bit as the assault's being deployed since most, like the "BUSTER
VAMPIRE CLOAK SHEILD!", are pretty humous in a Western silly
kind of way..... Silly gaijin. |
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ESDF |
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Diseased
Whore Island in the Sky
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The floating fortress of the three Goddesses
in the year 0917, the DWIitS is a magical place of disgusting
STDs. The Goddesses don't seem to mind and it keeps the commoners
away. This is where the gate to the World of Darkness
and the Quadforce is located. This is also where the fierce
and final fight takes place between the Time Dilators and the
Goddesses' minions. |
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Goddesses of the Past |
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Disposable
GunDAMN Units
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Along with the Bumblebee Units, the Disposable
GD Units make up the bulk of the combat mecha used by the ESDF.
They are extremely expensive to produce as the GunDAMNaluminim
needed to make them is one of the rarest forms of metal in the
Solar System. This is why the engineers made them so damn easy
to get blow'd up. The more that go "Boom!", the more
scrap they have to make more.
Each Disposable GD Unit has a small nuclear reactor built inside
with no venting or cooling systems to prevent the waste from
leaving. They each also come with a Luke Skywalker approved light
saber and Han Solo blaster so that enemies can use them against
the GDs to more easily make them blow'd up. |
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ESDF |
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ESDF
BBC0081
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Ummmm, I don't even remember this thing ever
being in the whole show. Probably just made for the toy to sell
to guilible children and smelly otaku who want to buy everything. |
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