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Gay
Pods
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Wimpiness personified. These Gay Pods are just
what they sound like. Nobody wants to pilot them, but Mari
throws a hissy-fit when crewmates start calling them the "Flaming
Fairy Faggot Homo Mobiles" (Hey, not my words, get
mad at the un-P.C. Jovians for that one).
They have little fire power, they can't walk too well on land,
they look ridiculous when flying in space and they just look
all together fruity. |
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Jovian Angels |
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Jehovah
000
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The first of the Jehovah Units is a bit
insane. It seems that somebody's mother (or somebody with a mother
complex) had their mind permanently imprinted into the 000's
harddrive. Not even Mari or Dr. Marumisu can fix
it.
It sits forgotten in the AbuCabu's giant hanger and is
only seen in the background of a few shots in the series. |
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Jovian Angels |
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Jehovah
001
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The second of the Jehovah Units, Unit
001 is a berserker! "My love for you is like a TRUCK, berserker!!
Would you like to making f**k, BERSERKER?!!".... *Ahem!*
Anyway, after Big Gay Shinji was wacked or "offed"
his 001 was given to Siggy. Even though she repainted
the whole thing and even put an old Soviet Emblem on it, it still
contained the mind of Shinji in its memory banks -_-. I feel
soooooo sorry for Siggy over this one.
The 001 is one of the best and coolest mecha in the show. It's
almost unstoppable whenin berserker rage mode, except if you
call it a "wimp" to its face and force it to use its
own fist to "hit itself" over and over while telling
it to "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself".
The wuss in Shinji just can't handle that. |
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Jehovah
004
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Azusa's Jehovah Unit.
The 004 is one tough customer. With Azusa in the pilot seat it
is one of the most feared mecha in the Solar System! It can stand
its own in any battle that it finds itself in and it even has
a Helluva Tough (HT) Field as protection.
The only thing that I don't get is why its color is changed halfway
through the series. Maybe Azusa just don't like the color red
and had them repaint it? Maybe they needed more toys? Maybe they
just thought that "Sparkly Silver" was a better choice
after all? Maybe it just matched somebody's nail color? |
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Jovian Angels |
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Jehovah
0090
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The pure Berserker Jehovah Units. They
don't even have a pilot. The Jovians just programmed in
the minds of both Shinji and Azusa into their databanks
and let the two quivelling teens' essences use their aggression
to destroy enemy mecha and ships.
And they're freaky lookin' too. |
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