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-"Konnichiwa,
mina-san! It's me, everybody's fave horned babe, Oni-chan,"
-"And me, Catsy,
the Animated Generic Cat-Girl,"
-"Bringing
you the fun and facts of the first Animazement ever!
Animazement
1998! First of all, we have
to tell you that we've been to a lot of first year cons,
and we were especially a bit skeptical about another first year
East Coast con."
-"No kidding! But our faith
in all things 'Triangle Area' certainly paid off as we experienced
one of the greatest, smoothest, coolest, best showing, wickedly
ruggedly guest attended anime conventions out there^_^ First
year or not!"
-"From the incredible special guests (like the
director of Giant Robo, Yasuhiro Imagawa; Video Girl
Ai creator and Iria character designer, Masakazu Katsura;
some really fun and funny American seiyuu; and some really adorable
female manga artists) to unbelievable premieres (i.e. Giant
Robo Episode 7 and Death and Rebirth - the Evangelion
movies) and 24 hour video rooms this con had it all..... and
more!"
-"The only problem I could
see was the small crowd. Only around 800 people attended. This
led us to dub (I know, I hate that word too) this con as "The
Greatest Con That Nobody Knew About". And, even if they
had known about it it still would have kicked ass!"
-"Catsy! Watch your f***ing mouth! Little kids
might be reading this!"
-"Gomen, gomen, Oni-sama."
-"Dammit, you know that 'Oni-chan' doesn't
mean 'Little Oni'. 'Oni-chan' is my name, so don't call me anything
else!.... Cat-girls, sheesh."
-"*Watch your back, you
devil-girl...*"
-"Nani?! What was that?"
-"I, uh, asked 'Is that
a sack of diving pearls?'"
-"No. It's my sack of human
heads. You helped me get them! Baka.
Anyway, On with the show!!!"
See what all the fuss is about.
Check out a play by play reenactment of all the rugged stuff
that happened from March 19th through the 22nd as seen through
the golden eyes of a little demoness and her friend, a generic
cat-girl, just out to have a good time in the land of Anime banjos
and CosPlays!
-"And just in case you
were wondering: No, that's not us in the title picture.
Those two chicks were drawn by the two special manga artist guests
Rurika Fuuyuki and Yuu Kamijou."
-"They were made special-like
for the official T-shirts. I got the one with the red hair in
the green 'cause she looks like me."
-"I got the one with the
other girlie because she doesn't look like Catsy."
-"Why do you have to say
such things?!?! *Waaaaaa!*"
-"I was told to never lie.
And just so everyone knows, we claim no ownership of Animazement nor of the creation of their logo's and such.
This is just a page to show how incredibly mindblowingly
cool this con was and to try to get as many people as possible
in this world to attend it next year. Please, do not send us
any money. We are pimping this convention for free!
In fact, why don't you go to their
site after you check ours out. Trust me, it's good for
you."
http://www.animazement.org/
-"Well, what are you waiting for?
Check this kooky adventure out! I mean we put so much freakin'
effort into it just so that you could enjoy yourself, so do
it!!"
-"Then
you could check out the first recorded exploits of a lil' demoness
at a con at the Excellent Adventure @ AX97 site. You will
not remember when you had this much fun without throwing any
poodles out the window!"
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Rossman Production. Do not copy any of it or I will come over
there and rip off your sack and feed it to your dog.
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