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-"Konnichiwa,
mina-san! It's me, everybody's fave Super Senshi and bocci
player, Oni-chan,"
-"And
me, the Super Wonder-Senshi (and Animated Generic Cat-Girl) Catsy,"
-"Bringing
you the detailed and exciting info of our experiences at the
States' biggest anime bash of the year, Anime Expo 98!"
-"Neow.
I couldn't believe how f***ing HUGE this thing was! It was bigger
than Anno's ego after Eva proved to be da bomb!"
-"Now,
before we get started we must tell you that many things had been
changed since last year's con: Some for the better, but some
for the not-so-better. We'll get to all of those points in the
course of our lil' story, but I have to tell you that we did
have a good time in So Cal this July 4th weekend despite any
negative vibes or @$$#*%~ hotel clerks^_^"
-"Yeah,
they were a buncha meanies-tcha! But, we did get to mingle with
some of the cool guests of honor (like Yu Watase [the Fushigi
Yuugi chick], Akira Kamiya [the clown prince of seiyuu ^_-],
Mika Akitaka [mecha designer for a buncha Gundams, Nadesico
and creator of the kooky Galaxy Fraulein Yuna], and Takahiro
Yoshimatsu [Slayers and Trigun dude]), we got to
see the single greatest CosPlay ever put together, the enormous
and most diverse Dealers' Room in the land of gaijin and (my
favorite part ^_^) the BEST MUSIC VIDEO CONTEST EVER!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!-tcha."
-"Not
only that, but we also learned an important fact-"
-"Yup!
Start lining up for the CosPlay before the actual con begins."
-"Well,
that too. But I was refering to the fact that Scott
Frazier
is DA MAN!!!!"
-"Neow.
Oh yeah! He's so cuddly and he gives into threats so easily^^"
-"Anyway,
we scrutinized
every square inch of this con for you, so you better enjoy it!
We
cover the high parts and the low parts, but hey, you can't please
everybody."
-"*Especially
not this devil girl...*"
-"Wha-Wha-Wha-What?!?!
Did you just say something, kitty?"
-"I
said, 'Essentially my sister's Merle'."
-"I
guess you two do look alike, and both of you do get bossed around
a lot by a cool chick with short hair who can tell the future......
Like right now I can sense that you are going to get your ass
kicked before this page is over!"
-"Ja
ne, mina-san @o@. We have to get this page going, so enjoy the
ride! *Ow!*"
See
what all the fuss is about. Check out a play by play reenactment
of all the rugged stuff that happened from July 2nd through the
5th as seen through the golden eyes of a little demoness and
her friend, a generic cat-girl, just out to have a good time
in the land of movie stars, CosPlays and deranged otaku!
-"And
just in case you were wondering: The 'Fushigi' in the title isn't
from Fushigi Yuugi but from Fushigi no Umi no Nadia.
I'm sorry, but I don't like Fushigi Yuugi and Catsy and
I drew straws to see what series the 'Fushigi' would be from...
I won ^_^."
-"Uh,
whatever *Pssssst, mina-san, it can be from whatever 'Fushigi'
you want it to be from :)*
Neow. And the official translation of the title is 'Mysterious
New Century EXPO98'.
It's not 'Neon' in the least-tcha."
-"Good
call, Catsy, I almost forgot. We don't want anybody 'mis-dubbing'
us now do we. And just so everyone knows, we claim no ownership
of AnimeExpo nor of
the creation of their logo's and such. This is just a page
to show how fun this con actually was and to try to get as many
people as possible in this world to attend it next year (and
maybe to also try and get the con people to fix the probs they
may have had this year for next year's 'End of the Millenium
Ultra Expo!!!!!' [we've already pre-labeled it]). Please, do
not send us any money. We are pimping this convention for
free!
In
fact, why don't you go to their site after you check ours out.
Trust me, it's good for you."
http://www.anime-expo.org/
-"Well,
what are you waiting for? Go on and read all about it! I mean
we put so much freakin' effort into this site just so that you
could enjoy yourself, so do it!! Oh yeah. One more
thing: Always remember that the word 'otaku' is not a
compliment^_^"
-"Then you could check
out the first recorded exploits of a lil' demoness at a con at
the Excellent Adventure @ AX97 site. You will not remember
when you had this much fun without giving any fan-boys major
flushies!"
-"Or
you could read all about when the both of us trashed out North
Carolina in the name of Animazement98 during our Wild Ride
To, At and From it."
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