TheRossman.com is your one stop shop for everything from Reviews and Ratings and Roundtable Political Discussions to Exquisitely Written Essays that bring back memories of days gone by and Guides on How To Do Shit right.
TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.
It's 2019, and this year marks the 24th year of this website's existence (in one shape or form). Amazing that. And to celebrate, here's my slightly behind the times Bumblebee [Transformers] movie review and rating for you all to digest. Happy, happy, joy, joy.
It is the Winter Solstice today, and also the anniversary of Tokyo Jupiter appearing, and thusly ushering in the era of the Mu. So have fun with that.
Anyway, in honor of Christmas, here's my Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse movie review, along with a brand spankin' new Filtered Daily about a really lame con-job that some shitty company tried to pull on us. Now to get the Festivus Pole up and to start stretching for the Feats of Strength. I'm going up against Uncle Ron this year, and he's been building a cage for us to wrastle in.
It's almost Halloween, so if you haven't had time yet to watch any scary movies or TV shows, you'd better jump on that. And might I recommend The Haunting of Hill House (as seen on Netflix)? Read my review and ratiing to see just how much I recommend this series (spoilers: A LOT!).
What the fuck just happened? I blinked and 5 months passed me by... Babies will suck the lifeforce out of you. It's scary. What's also scary is how much I liked the anime series from two seasons ago about dumb Japanese high schoolers going to Antarctica. Read my A Place Further Than the Universe anime review and rating to see why this should-have-been-skippable show became one of my favorites of the year. Then tell me that I'll get to sleep again someday... It doesn't matter when, or really if it's true... I just need to hear it.
I eat a lot of food in this new Daily, and I visually insult a homeless man. Find out how in my newest Foodie Daily!
Do you like violence and war with your feels? If you do, then here's Violet Evergarden for you! If you don't, well, just go ride a pony and cry by yourself how nobody but your tiny horse loves you. And your pony only loves you 'cause you feed it apples and shit. You have to buy your love.
For older stuff you need to go to the Archive like good little chillun.
Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You
I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.
If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.
—Some guy who needed to slide his security card into the slot in the elevator (that was audibly blaring at his apparent inability to do so) in my office building this morning.