TheRossman.com is your one stop shop for everything from Reviews and Ratings and Roundtable Political Discussions to Exquisitely Written Essays that bring back memories of days gone by and Guides on How To Do Shit right.
TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.
What's better than King Kong fighting Godzilla? Well, nothing really... But a second runner up to that is Kong fighting U.S. soldiers fresh out of Vietnam, led by Samual L. Jackson! Go on and read my KONG: Skull Island movie review and rating to find out just how King-Kong's-balls amazing this movie is!
This week has been hell with dentist visits, bad haircuts, and people punching me in the crotch. Like literally punching me in the crotch. All I did was trip that midget in the mud and laugh and point, I did NOT deserve that uppercut like that... Anyway, I have a new Sword Art Online - The Movie review and rating for you. Enjoy. I need to change my ice-pack for my junk.
HOLY SHEEEEEEET. This past week. So crammed. So packed. So crazy. So good. So very bad. So confusing. So.... everything. Check out my wintery, Logany, Zelda-y, foody, and skiing-y Daily now. It will BLOW. YOUR. MIND.
What is "stupid"? What is "intelligence"? What is "retardation"? Well, I think that my friends and I are intelligent (for the most part), but I believe that I came face to face with pure, unadulterated, and unsaturated retardation this weekend. Read all about it in my Retarded Daily. Then pity me.
WAR! WITCHES! Oh yeah! I mean, what more do you really need? Well, I suppose that maybe a good ending would help. Read my Izetta: The Last Witch anime review and rating to see if we get a good ending with this show, or to see just how far off the rails the writers took this thing in order to shit all over their viewing public.
So this is how it begins... Not with killer robots from the future, monkeys and apes rising up, nor with a meteor from the heavens. Nope, the End begins with a racist orangutan in the White House who can't handle that nobody likes him. I won't get political here though. Instead, I'll let the NESticision crew talk about President Trump: Satan or Lucifer?
For older stuff you need to go to the Archive like good little chillun.
Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You
I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.
If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.