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TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.
X-Men: The Anime!... Only, you know, not as shitty as the actual X-Men anime series from a few years back. That is what Charlotte is all about. Teens with super powers, only they have slight limitations attached to those powers. But enough talky-talky... Read my Charlotte anime review and rating. Then eat a big-ass burrito. Why not?
I am on a ROLL! Here's another anime review and rating for you. Guess if Rokka - Braves of the Six Flowers is good or bad... Seriously, guess! Just from that title!..... It's bad. It's really, really god-fucking awful... Sorry, I couldn't hold it in any longer. But feel free to read my Rokka - Braves of the Six Flowers anime review and rating now to see just how fucking puke-inducingly bad it is.
Finally... Another anime series down. It's called Punch Line, but I'm still trying to figure out what that refers to. It's not a straight up comedy... The "group" in this show is called Justice Punch... But that's the only connection. I guess I'll just chalk it up to the Japanese love of the "random English phrase" and be done with it.
But here you go, my Punch Line anime review and rating. Drop mic.
This week starts off with a Himalayan Daily (Yaaaaaaay!), and follows it up with a Lifeforce movie review and rating. Lifeforce... You remember that old movie, right? Space vampires? Sexy, naked, hot, bossomy space vampires? Patrick Stewart?... No?.... Well, I review it anyway.
These pages take a fuck-ton out of me... But I'm determined to get all the days of my Japan trip with Mehve completed before I die. Here's pages 21, 22, and 23! We do Kyoto and Nara. We also get drunk JAPAN STYLE! YAY!
I remember when I first read Ernest Cline's Ready Player One. I had a blast throughout the whole thing, and found for the first time in a long time I couldn't wait to read the next chapter or two, to the point where I blew through the entire novel in record time. Then came Armada. Read my Armada book review and rating to see how much I loved Cline's second book!
For older stuff you need to go to the Archive like good little chillun.
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I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.
If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.
— Carl, when asked if he wanted to see the new Minions movie with his nephew