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TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.

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01/17/2018

I am positive that the reason the creators of this almost boring anime called it "Just Because" was for the sole reason of being able to answer the question "Why the hell did you feel the need to waste this much money and this many man hours on this lame series?" they could simply say, "Just Because!" And then get a silly chuckle out of it. Find out what I thought of the Just Because anime inside!

01/02/2018

Holy shit, we made it! It is now officially 2018. I didn't think that we had it in us...

The main reason that I'm surprised that I made it to 2018 is this fucking anime series: King's Game. I almost blew up my TV in order to just end the pain, and I would have used all the C4 that Doc Dave gave me last month (for the Christmas gift that I forgot to give to Jimmy Jammer) in order to make sure that I did the job properly, and that would have unfortunately taken out my whole neighborhood. And that just wouldn't have been fair to those people who hadn't seen King's Game. Anyway, read my King's Game anime review and rating to see why this show deserves my ire.

Oh, and GO DAWGS! Championship Game bound!

12/20/2017

A lot had happened over the course of the past few months. I've seen a lot of movies, watched a lot of anime, read a lot of books, and found out that we're going to have a baby. Yeah, I know... Apparently any ol' moron can have one, no parenting tests or anything required. But I'm back now, after the shock has worn off, and I'm here to review and rate the newest Star Wars movie: The Last Jedi. How big a pile of stinking bantha poodoo do I think it is? Just look at the review graphic for a hint.

10/17/2017

Kids in mortal danger! Yay! Who doesn't love watching cute kids get butchered by insane animals and sicknesses? Join me as I dive into Made in Abyss, the anime series that proves that good entertainment can come from torturing tots!

10/10/2017

I'm pretty sure that there are countless songs written about being able to "do it all over" again. I never liked those tunes. And I dislike shit like Little Witch Academia too. No, I do NOT want to do Harry Potter all over again... Especially with a shitty budget and dull plot. Find out what I REALLY think about the anime Little Witch Academia inside!

09/07/2017

Did Marvel hit another grand slam with their newest superhero teamup work, The Defenders? Is this Netflix show as much fun as Avengers or Captain America: Civil War?... No. Not by a longshot. But you can read all about my review and rating for The Defenders here. Oh, and here's a Dragon*Conny Daily for you too. It's all good!

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Quote of the Weak:"I am the lord god LINK, and Hyrule is my playground!"
— Marksy, after playing Zelda: Breath of the Wild for 387 hours, and getting a 100% completion on every weapon, piece of armor, Korok seed, location, horse, upgrade, and riding every last creature in the realm that he could, including a bear and a Lynel.
Druggle is the main man with the plan and the cigar to go all Monica whenever the need arises