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And now here's a review almost 20 years in the making! I dive headlong into what makes the Kingdom Hearts games so special... And by that I mean "Kingdom Hearts 1 holds a very special place in my heart," and "Kingdom Hearts 2 and 3 belong on the 'special school bus.'" Find out why in my newest Kingdom Hearts 1, 2, and 3 mega video game review!
What is the longest you ever waited for something that you KNEW would be good? For me, it was 20 years. I waited 20-goddamn-years from the time one of my favorite directors announced he was going to make a Battle Angel movie to the time we actually got it. Was it worth it?.... Yeah, I'd say so. Find out why inside my Alita: Battle Angel movie review now. Or you could wait a few years. Good things are worth waiting for afterall.
We finally got through a new anime series. It's not anything tremendously new, but it's fun. And it's got a bunny girl in it. That should count for something. So take a moment to read my Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai anime review after you've said that title 5 times really fast.
After breezing through Netflix's Voltron - Legendary Defender in less than two weeks, we're in "awesome show withdrawal" right now. But to fill my time up before starting what is bound to be a lesser show I decided to jump back into the world of Voltron in order to give you my review and rating of it. I shall miss you, Bii Boh Bi...
It's 2019, and this year marks the 24th year of this website's existence (in one shape or form). Amazing that. And to celebrate, here's my slightly behind the times Bumblebee [Transformers] movie review and rating for you all to digest. Happy, happy, joy, joy.
It is the Winter Solstice today, and also the anniversary of Tokyo Jupiter appearing, and thusly ushering in the era of the Mu. So have fun with that.
Anyway, in honor of Christmas, here's my Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse movie review, along with a brand spankin' new Filtered Daily about a really lame con-job that some shitty company tried to pull on us. Now to get the Festivus Pole up and to start stretching for the Feats of Strength. I'm going up against Uncle Ron this year, and he's been building a cage for us to wrastle in.
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I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.
If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.
—Some guy who needed to slide his security card into the slot in the elevator (that was audibly blaring at his apparent inability to do so) in my office building this morning.