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I finally found the time to get through a new anime series. Unfortunately that series was Kill la Kill. Find out why it gave me indigestion of the brain inside! Here's my Kill la Kill anime review and rating.



Fuck AT&T up its collective ass with a giant rubber dildo! My internet's been down for going on 5 days now and their U-Verse techs have no idea why... They've been out to my house and the local switch at least 6 times already. So I'm using my across the street neighbor's wi-fi signal to get this week's update online. It's only a day late which ain't too too bad. And the Kettleburys really need to change their wi-fi password. 12345 is the kind of combination an idiot would put on their luggage. Anyway, here's my Captain America - The Winter Soldier movie review and rating. Done.



Back to UPDATES ON WEDNESDAYS! Because I say so.


Oh, and a double movie review and rating today: The Raid - Redemption, and DREDD. Enjoy, and Happy Spring.



I'm tired, it's late. Here's a The Wind Rises Miyazaki anime movie review and rating, and a Children's Theater Daily.
Now I snore.



It only took me a little over a year to get the next day done in Mehve's and my most excellent trip to Japan page. But here it is. It is epic, full of seafood and shrines, and bears. And ramen. And trains. Oh, and introducing DUAL! You'll get to know Dual quite intimately in the future. Oh yes. And you'll LIKE it!





For older stuff you need to go to the Archive like good little chillun.




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I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.


If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.


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This page design is a copyrighted thingy. Honestly though, why the hell would you even want to copy it? You'd look like the world's biggest loser if you tried to make your page look like this, you unoriginal piece of slime. Anyway, all of the obvious artwork on this page belongs to ultra-huge Japanese corporations that could buy and sell my ass in a crack monkey's heartbeat. I claim no ownership of them or the characters represented therein. I've just altered them for nonprofit satire and because they are pretty damn awesome.