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TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.
Things are only just beginning to go back to normal in the world, but we're not out of the shit-storm that was 2020 yet. That year cut deep. It'll probably take a full decade to get past it. But in the meantime, here's a bunch more videos for you to watch and use to forget about the horrible stuff going on for just a little while.
New year, same shit as the last. Ugh. I got nothin' new to say about current events, so here's just a new list of YouTube videos I made. Go bonkers.
Here's a couple more Youtube vids for you. First, What the Hell Did I Just Watch - Birth Rite, and Am I Misremembering - Time Bandits. We're in the middle of a quarantine... What the hell else have you got to do?
And now I have two more videos for you. Which you'd know about if you subscribed to my Youtube channel already. First is an anime review about the 1985 Vampire Hunter D movie (fun, right, okay...), and then a "How To" video about How to Teach Women Over 60 How to Use a Computer. Go watch, then go live it.
My second video is done. Lifeforce is one of those strange movies that inexplicably altered my life at a (way too) young age. You may remember it as "that weird space vampire movie where they turn London into a living hell and that hot brunette never puts on any clothes." I take a look back at this flick and see if it still holds up today or if I am simply misremembering it.
Better audio, tighter editing, a more insane topic, and it's NOT an hour long. Enjoy Lifeforce - Am I Misremembering!
So apparently print is dead. Even digital print. So I'm attempting to do something new in order to continue staying creative (and sane). So here is my revamped 2002 article about the Joes and Cobras in fancy YouTube format. Yes, the audio could be greatly improved, I know. But the video itself is pretty damn great, so piss off. Free entertainment is free entertainment.
Enjoy G.I. Joe vs Cobra and Physics in YouTube format!
For older stuff you need to go to the Archive like good little chillun.
Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You
I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.
If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.
—Some guy who needed to slide his security card into the slot in the elevator (that was audibly blaring at his apparent inability to do so) in my office building this morning.