TheRossman.com is your one stop shop for everything from Reviews and Ratings and Roundtable Political Discussions to Exquisitely Written Essays that bring back memories of days gone by and Guides on How To Do Shit right.
TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, he pulls the spitting high tension wires down. Oh no, they say he's got to go! Go, go, Godzilla! Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go, go, Godzilla! Read my Godzilla Resurgence movie review and rating now. Go, go!
Yay! I read another book! That's TWO this year! I'm on a roll now! This one was about movies. Stanley Kubrick's movies. This one was fucking terrible too! Yay! Read my Kubrick's Game book review and rating to find out just HOW shitty it was!
Today, I present to you, my dear readers and fellow anime fans, my Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World anime review and rating! Enjoy! Today, I present to you, my dear readers and fellow anime fans, my Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World anime review and rating! Enjoy! Today, I present to you, my dear readers and fellow anime fans, my Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World anime review and rating! Enjoy! Today, I present to you, my dear readers and fellow anime fans, my Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World anime review and rating! Enjoy!
Want to watch a group of high school kids get experimented on by a group of mad scientists who like to mess with people's emotions? Sure, who wouldn't! Well, you'd better read my Kiznaiver anime review and rating first before you commit to it.
It's been 30 years, and now it's finally time to dive into the GREATEST movie of all time (featuring giant robots that transform into vehicles and guns and tape recorders)! Witness an unbelievable review/discussion/and therapy session about 1986's The Transformers: The Movie, and have your minds blown away by the amazing insight and behind-the-scenes look at the production! That and there's tons of pictures.
Yes, the trailers actually made a DC movie look good. Yes, this movie came out a few weeks ago and I'm only just now reviewing it. Does that mean I loved it and spent 2 weeks pouring over my thesaurus for other words that mean "stupendous" and "sploogerific"? Or does it mean that I hated the living tar out of it and needed two weeks to stop seething over wasting $20 on tickets for it. Find out in my Suicide Squad movie review and rating!
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Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You
I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.
If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.