TheRossman.com is your one stop shop for everything from Reviews and Ratings and Roundtable Political Discussions to Exquisitely Written Essays that bring back memories of days gone by and Guides on How To Do Shit right.

TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.

Updates


07/28/2017

Didn't Rick Moranis already do this show? Gravedale High? "Please take a seat, yeah. We're dyin' to meet ya!" I thought this premise sounded familiar. Weird. Japan may be decades ahead of us in regards to cyber-girlfriends and hentai, but they're 30 years behind us when it comes to shows about weird high school shit. Next they'll be remaking Galaxy High. Anyway, here's my Interviews with Monster Girls anime review and rating.

07/13/2017

Yay... It's yet another Spider-Man movie... With yet another dude playing Spider-Man... I am so excited... This is probably the greatest thing since battery-operated dildos... I mean, so I've been told... Check out my Spider-Man: Homecoming movie review and rating to see just how spectacular, and amazing, and sensational this thing is. Huzzah...

07/07/2017

Do you like Rick and Morty? Of course! We all do! Then give its sister-series a shot. But don't just take MY word for it. Read this amazing Gravity Falls TV review and rating and let it tell you to watch it!

06/22/2017

I like history. I like war stories. I like anime. And I like watching little kids get shit on by life. So, you'd think that by combining ALL those things that I'd like Youjo Senki (aka Saga of Tanya the Evil)... And I did. Find out just how much life (and Being X) craps all over poor evil Tanya in my newest anime review and rating.

06/15/2017

E3 2017 is upon us. And it is good. But beyond that, some shit happened this weekend. You can read about it in my Random Shit Daily here.

06/08/2017

Yeah, I took a little break. Fuck me, right? 22 years crapping this garbage out and you're going to bust my ass for relaxing for 6 weeks.... Or if you DIDN'T notice that I was away from the web all this time, then suck my dick. Why doesn't your life revolve around my shitty reviews? Here's my Wonder Woman movie review. Do what you will with it. Preferably praise it and pass it around the web though.

Archive

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Other Stuff That Will Shit Your Pants For You

I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

Quote of the Weak:"I am the lord god LINK, and Hyrule is my playground!"
— Marksy, after playing Zelda: Breath of the Wild for 387 hours, and getting a 100% completion on every weapon, piece of armor, Korok seed, location, horse, upgrade, and riding every last creature in the realm that he could, including a bear and a Lynel.
Druggle is the main man with the plan and the cigar to go all Monica whenever the need arises