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TheRossman.com is not here for your amusement, it's just here for mine. Honestly, I'm my own biggest fan. It's not all ego, it's just that there's so much crap online that it's not really a competition. Yeah, this site is shitty too, but it smells slightly less fetid than than the rest of what's out there.

Updates


04/19/2017

I have said it in the past: revenge is one of the best basic plots that can be used in a narrative... Just not this time. Well, it COULD have been great here, but there actually is no real revenge going on in this show, despite the word "revenge" being in its actual title. Read my Masamune-kun's Revenge review and rating now to see just how awful writers can fuck up something as basic as a revenge tale.

04/05/2017

Ghost in the Shell — the 2017 ScarJo remake — stinks... Are you really that shocked? I dropped my expectations so low before going into this thing, that I think if it came out as poorly as the Robocop remake a few years back I would have probably been okay with it. Alas, nope. Read just how fucking godawful this drivel really was in my Ghost in the Shell (2017) movie review and rating now!

03/29/2017

You've probably heard about it by now, but now you get to hear the only opinion on the subject that should matter to you: MINE. So, what did I think of the anime KonoSuba, you ask? Well.... THANK GOD I wrote an entire review covering my thoughts so that you would know!

03/22/2017

What's better than King Kong fighting Godzilla? Well, nothing really... But a second runner up to that is Kong fighting U.S. soldiers fresh out of Vietnam, led by Samual L. Jackson! Go on and read my KONG: Skull Island movie review and rating to find out just how King-Kong's-balls amazing this movie is!

03/15/2017

This week has been hell with dentist visits, bad haircuts, and people punching me in the crotch. Like literally punching me in the crotch. All I did was trip that midget in the mud and laugh and point, I did NOT deserve that uppercut like that... Anyway, I have a new Sword Art Online - The Movie review and rating for you. Enjoy. I need to change my ice-pack for my junk.

03/08/2017

HOLY SHEEEEEEET. This past week. So crammed. So packed. So crazy. So good. So very bad. So confusing. So.... everything. Check out my wintery, Logany, Zelda-y, foody, and skiing-y Daily now. It will BLOW. YOUR. MIND.

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I've created a ton of stuff for this site over the past 15 years. Here’s some more Rossman crap (that you probably didn't know existed) that you can check out: *YAMACSICO*; How To Do Shit; 100 Things You Should Know About Me, the Rossman; G.I. Joe Versus Cobra and Physics, The Pyramid of Darkness, The Movie and Logic, Cobra & Serpentor (and Physics); Your Guide to Living Life Right; OniCon; Make Your Own Mongo Comics; Nuts To This! Online Comics; and the Links to the Universe.

If you're nostalgic for crap, here's the old Nintendo Power-Themed Rossman Home Page, and here's an even Older Rossman Home Page that was made over sixty years ago. If you just want to Email me, go ahead. Frankly I don’t really give a damn if you don't.

Quote of the Weak:"Mark my words. I swear, I'm going to sound like a prophet. Trump is saying and doing all these ri-goddamn-diculous things so that he'll get fired. He KNOWS what he's doing, he just never really wanted to be president... And soon, everybody sucking his dick talking about how great he is is going to realize they look like fucking retards."
— Me
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