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I am apparently one of the few people on the internet who's not self-important-douchie enough to admit to actually liking the book Ready Player One. No, it's no War and Peace, but it was pretty goddamn entertaining.
So, what did I think of the master film maker Steven Spielberg's newest creation, Ready Player One - The Movie?.... It's a goddamn Steven Spielberg movie that doesn't feature Shia LePoof, what do you THINK I think of it? Jesus... Sometimes you people are pretty fucking stupid. Read my Ready Player One movie review and rating here now.
So here we go. This is a review of a movie that I first watched when it came to American theaters back in October of last year. I had my entire review all written out, but couldn't get anybody else to finish theirs, and then I forgot about it. Get off my back! But alas, here is the completed No Game No Life: Zero movie anime review and rating. Was it worth the wait? You tell me.... But yes, the answer is yes, it was.
Are you sick of the same old Whitey McWhiteperson superhero movies, where white people just do white things, use cool superhero gadgets, and fight bad guys to try and save the world? Well then, have I got a movie for you! In this movie, some black people do cool superhero things, use cool superhero tech, and fight to save their country from douchebags trying to take over the world! Read my Black Panther movie review and rating to see what I thought of Marvel Studio's newest feature!
Gambling problems CAN be entertaining! Don't let people tell you otherwise. If you have a friend who just can't stop playing the ponies or shuffling the deck, don't get him or her help; instead, enroll them in an elite Japanese school where they'll have a chance at eventually ruling Japan! Read my Kakegurui: Compulsive Gambler anime review and rating to find out how!
FINALLY! An original family movie anime that doesn't try to look like or emulate a Studio Ghibli flick! I have waited years for something like this! What a breath of fresh air! What an escape! What a bold statement!... Too bad it was kind of boring, lame, and filled with stupid characters. Find out what I REALLY thought about the Napping Princess anime movie in my newest review and rating now!
Nothing NEW this week, but instead, something OLD. Like 1993-old! Read as I go back in time to review a movie that I originally hated when it first came out, and marvel at the fact that either A) I still loathe it, or B) I've actually changed my mind and now find it not-sucky! Guess! Go ahead and guess which you think happened! It'll be fun! Come on! Read my Last Action Hero movie review and rating now!
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